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From: xylonets

Cardboard Robot Orgies and copius oil spurts.

Permalink  Posted by xylonets, 9 May 2008 | comments  Comment
From: xylonets

Put up a new website a couple weeks ago, check it out.

http://www.xylonets.com

And actually this one too.

http://www.cab408.com

Permalink  Posted by xylonets, 27 September 2007 | comments  Comment

THE ROB STEVENS EP


01 Rob Stevens.mp3

02 And Love is Dead.mp3

03 Touching Grandma.mp3

04 The Haltertop.mp3

05 Rob Stevens (reprise).mp3


Yeah. Nate was in town.

Permalink  Posted by RoadWeasel, 2 September 2007 | comments  Comment

Planetride (demo).mp3

Permalink  Posted by RoadWeasel, 19 August 2007 | comments  Comment

The Red Glare (demo).mp3

Permalink  Posted by RoadWeasel, 13 August 2007 | comments  Comment

Sorry folks, due to a severe loss of TWANG, the ULTIMATE SMOOTH project had to be scrapped. At least y'all get an EP out of it...

01 The Butt Song.mp3

02 I Am the Albatross (Ruffer Drafft).mp3

03 The International.mp3

04 Not a Sailor.mp3

05 Parking Lot Girl.mp3

06 Swedish Funk Box.mp3

Permalink  Posted by RoadWeasel, 12 August 2007 | comments  Comment

I Came Back.mp3

Permalink  Posted by RoadWeasel, 12 August 2007 | comments  Comment

so damn cute

Permalink  Posted by MarvelGirl, 2 August 2007 | comments  Comment

Black Sheep (2006)



Director: Jonathan King
Starring: Nathan Meister, Danialle Mason, Peter Feeney

So I was going to get some coffee and read a little European History to myself and as I'm getting out of my car I run into my little buddy Drew. I ask him what he's doing. He's going to see "Black Sheep" at the art cinema around the corner. I wonder why anyone would pay to see Chris Farley, and it shows on my face. "No no no," he postures, "it's a movie about ZOMBIE SHEEP." So I go with him.

Dear sweet bejeezus. That may have been the best decision of my adult life.

So basically some hippies invade a New Zealand sheep farm run by a deviant shepherd technocrat in order to stop some cruel and unusual genetic experimentation gone wrong or something. One of the hippies unleashes a zombie sheep foetus which proceeds to eat his ear off. My god it's beautiful. The foetus goes on to infect other sheep and the chaos ensues. Chaos and doom. I like doom.


When the sheep foetus attacked the hippie, I cried with joy.

The hippie begins turning into a were-sheep zombie and his now ex-girlfriend Experience (played with a divine seriousness by Danielle Mason) must team up with the deviant shepherd's younger brother Henry (scarred since childhood with sheep-phobia) to stop the bleating horde. I haven't laughed so hard at zombies since "Shaun of the Dead" and by god, no matter how perfectly it's done, I can't take a bloody mouthed sheep seriously. I did jump once, however.


Henry meets the ex. Not my ex. Another one. Hers.

This movie has no boobs or anything. Experience is cute, and the Kiwi accents are nice, but the sheep really steal the show. The movie also includes what may quite possibly be the WORST BLOWJOB EVER GIVEN but on that subject I will say no more. Shears are repurposed in one fight scene. Were-sheep. Nuff said.

Verdict: Cinematic brilliance. Filmed as humor, works as humor. Probably the best zombie-sheep movie ever made. Maybe the only zombie-sheep movie ever made. Eight gazillion stars or so. Experience uses a chopstick to acupuncture a were-sheep into a coma. Nods to "The Howling" and "Raiders of the Lost Ark" are nice touches. Excellent use of meat.

The official site! Watch the trailer! This movie may actually still be in theatres! Go see it!

Permalink  Posted by RoadWeasel, 29 July 2007 | comments  1 Comments

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Permalink  Posted by MarvelGirl, 24 June 2007 | comments  Comment

Shout Out Louds: Our Ill Wills



At first the listener will think, "Oh, this is nice and all, but they've lost the roughness that made 'Huff Huff Gaff Gaff' into such a fun tour de force, etc. etc." but then the track 'Impossible' is reached, and anyone who does not despise pop will sit up and exclaim a woop of joy. The Shout Out Louds have crafted an exceptionally re-listenable, fun, sad album. They've also added guest vocals by lithesome swedish maidens, which was really all I ever asked for, from God and country. Thanks, boys.


The Comas: Spells



Having been exposed to the Comas' previous album, 'Conductor' at just the right time and place and mental poopitude in my life (it's a breakup album, dammit) I was worried that I would be prejudiced against any further albums by these songsters. And I was. I just couldn't recapture that epic feeling I received from 'Conductor'. I kept listening, though, and this album deserves a spin. Overall it seems smaller, but some tracks achieve a grandeur ('Now I'm a Spider' in particular) that matches or exceeds that of 'Conductor'. Further, the tracks that rock, such as 'Come on Sunshine', really fucking rock, with an energy that just doesn't come from heartbreak. Good shit, this.


Bjork: Volta



Oh. Did Bjork make another album? Yup. Another Bjork album. Yay.

Permalink  Posted by RoadWeasel, 19 June 2007 | comments  Comment

This bronze brooch was recently excavated at a site in southern Sweden called Uppåkra and it scares the hell out of me.

Permalink  Posted by MarvelGirl, 18 June 2007 | comments  1 Comments



Secret track from upcoming QUADRUPLE BADASS ALBUM!!!

The Butt Song.mp3

I don't know who that dude is.

Permalink  Posted by RoadWeasel, 12 June 2007 | comments  1 Comments
From: xylonets

Must display some blog post. Or else no site.

Permalink  Posted by xylonets, 10 June 2007 | comments  Comment

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