01 Rob Stevens.mp3
02 And Love is Dead.mp3
03 Touching Grandma.mp3
04 The Haltertop.mp3
05 Rob Stevens (reprise).mp3
Yeah. Nate was in town.
Sorry folks, due to a severe loss of TWANG, the ULTIMATE SMOOTH project had to be scrapped. At least y'all get an EP out of it...
01 The Butt Song.mp3
02 I Am the Albatross (Ruffer Drafft).mp3
03 The International.mp3
04 Not a Sailor.mp3
05 Parking Lot Girl.mp3
06 Swedish Funk Box.mp3
Black Sheep (2006)
Director: Jonathan King
Starring: Nathan Meister, Danialle Mason, Peter Feeney
So I was going to get some coffee and read a little European History to myself and as I'm getting out of my car I run into my little buddy Drew. I ask him what he's doing. He's going to see "Black Sheep" at the art cinema around the corner. I wonder why anyone would pay to see Chris Farley, and it shows on my face. "No no no," he postures, "it's a movie about ZOMBIE SHEEP." So I go with him.
Dear sweet bejeezus. That may have been the best decision of my adult life.
So basically some hippies invade a New Zealand sheep farm run by a deviant shepherd technocrat in order to stop some cruel and unusual genetic experimentation gone wrong or something. One of the hippies unleashes a zombie sheep foetus which proceeds to eat his ear off. My god it's beautiful. The foetus goes on to infect other sheep and the chaos ensues. Chaos and doom. I like doom.
When the sheep foetus attacked the hippie, I cried with joy.
The hippie begins turning into a were-sheep zombie and his now ex-girlfriend Experience (played with a divine seriousness by Danielle Mason) must team up with the deviant shepherd's younger brother Henry (scarred since childhood with sheep-phobia) to stop the bleating horde. I haven't laughed so hard at zombies since "Shaun of the Dead" and by god, no matter how perfectly it's done, I can't take a bloody mouthed sheep seriously. I did jump once, however.
Henry meets the ex. Not my ex. Another one. Hers.
This movie has no boobs or anything. Experience is cute, and the Kiwi accents are nice, but the sheep really steal the show. The movie also includes what may quite possibly be the WORST BLOWJOB EVER GIVEN but on that subject I will say no more. Shears are repurposed in one fight scene. Were-sheep. Nuff said.
Verdict: Cinematic brilliance. Filmed as humor, works as humor. Probably the best zombie-sheep movie ever made. Maybe the only zombie-sheep movie ever made. Eight gazillion stars or so. Experience uses a chopstick to acupuncture a were-sheep into a coma. Nods to "The Howling" and "Raiders of the Lost Ark" are nice touches. Excellent use of meat.
The official site! Watch the trailer!
This movie may actually still be in theatres! Go see it!
Robots In Disguise - The Sex Has Made Me Stupid
Cardboard Robot Orgies and
copius oil spurts.
Rob Stevens EP
THE ROB STEVENS EP
01 Rob Stevens.mp3
02 And Love is Dead.mp3
03 Touching Grandma.mp3
04 The Haltertop.mp3
05 Rob Stevens
(reprise).mp3
Yeah. Nate was in town.
